THE TOP 5 WAYS TO TELL IF
YOU MIGHT BE A POLITICAL INDEPENDENT.
There are many ways to tell if
you might be a political independent. I
will list the top 5 ways.
If you think that anyone who is
30 years old and calls herself a “student” is full of what bears do in the
woods (“you know what”), you might be a political independent.
If you think that someone who
would compare the prisoner abuse that happened at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq
with “fraternity hijinks” is full of you know what, you might be a political independent.
If you think that for the most
part, both major political parties are full of you know what, you might be a
political independent.
If you have at any time ever
thought that choosing between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney was like choosing
between lung cancer and emphysema, you might be a political independent.
If you have at any time ever
thought that the only real difference between the two major political parties
is that each one takes your money out of a different pocket, you might be a
political independent.
Comments are welcome so long as
they are respectful. Suggestions for other ways to tell if you might be a
political independent are also welcome.
Copyright 2012 by The Old Cynic.
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